Dane and the Baldur's Blunder

Dane is a hero of questionable skill, an expert in Baldur’s Gate, and a man with a cold VB in one hand, a Frothstone in the other, and an obsession with Darren’s.

When his best friend Egg—an orange tabby with claws sharper than Dane’s wit—is sucked into a cosmic mess, Dane rallies cats, a reluctant sidekick, and a multiverse of pubs to fight bikini knights, naked mages, sentient nachos, and even the Spirit of Sobriety.

Expect vulgar humor, absurd chaos, universe-shattering hangovers, and a story where logic is optional and pubs reign supreme.